Tuesday, March 29, 2011

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM.....

this is not a post. We will bring you more news concerning the vampires later this evening.

Etherial Philadelphia spectre, Johnny Jump Up made an appearance last night. Authorities report the death of a young woman somewhere in the Northern Liberties section of Center City. It appears that the killer gained access through a third story, bedroom window. There were no balconies, ledges or other exterior protuberances providing support. According to the akoshic records, the painfully thin, tall being lept up to the window, clung to the rough brick wall with both feet and one hand, while the other was used to etch some lines into one of the pains and thus gain entry. No blade or tool of any kind was used. Forensic experts detected tiny particles of keratin along the 'break' lines, indicating that they were scratched onto the surface with a long, sharp, pointy human fingernail. Residents immediately formed watch groups to help prevent any further attacks. The 'creature' sports a tight, black, late nineteenth century suit and a string tie. His black hair is long and lank. Survivors of past attacks report a greasy feel and fetid aroma. The skin is gray-white. The eyes black. Tiny, triangular teeth fill a wide mouth surrounded by thin, grinning lips. He isHEIGHT reputed to be able to jump from roof top to roof top. In effect, he can bridge the gap seperating one block from another. Please make sure all windows are shut and locked. Double pained glass is believed to provide the best protection.. Sleep with a friend. Turn on the lights (both inside and out) .Say your prayers and hope for the best. Johnny Jump Up leaves little trace and reportedly produces absolutely no sound. Specially trained dogs were unable to follow the scent, as it appeared to trail out in many directions. One urban legend claims he is a victim of premature burial, a frequent occurance in the eighteen hundreds. Cemeteries and graveyards are being inspected, with no findings to date. Isolated outbreaks like this have been reported for the last one hundred and fifty years. Details concerning the killing remain private at the request of the family. Please tune in to this site for any additional information......HEIGHT - 7'3"....WEIGHT - 155 lbs....RACE - cadaver....

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