Saturday, May 5, 2012

A TALE OF THE BRINY DEEP......

I believe there is only one recorded instance of a man disappearing down the throat of a sperm whale. And that,  so they say, was an accident. Even though some of the big males are believed to reach eighty feet (maybe more), their throats are relatively narrow, built for small fingerlings and shrimp-like creepy-crawlies. Still, every so often a slightly different specimen comes along. One might have bigger flukes, or a blue toned hide. Another might sport long, tapering flippers. But some alterations happen on the inside..... Bigger lungs..... Stronger sonar..... A wider gullet. He's the one you don't want to meet, the one with the wider gullet.....


They say 'the accident' happened during the chaos of a hunt. Swift sleek whale boats cut through the icy white caps, racing toward their leviathan prey. Man the oars! Loose the harpoon! A scrimshaw come to life. Screaming gulls wheeled over head. Some cheering for the humans, others for the great fish. Now! Now! Now! Throw it! Throw it! Throw it! Then, after countless joint wrenching tries, a miracle happens and the 'dart' cuts deep... down through the blubber, into the flesh, as thick, beefy, almost red-black sauce bubbles out to spice the dark green sea.


The great beast moans and tears off.  Cold, numb fingers dig in, clawing onto splintered wood, raw, sharp hemp and terrified shipmates. Behold, the Nantucket sleigh ride, as six tiny man-things attempt to kill a 'dinosaur.'  


Perhaps Poseidon was bored that day? Or it could be that spirits from far off Serendip frolicked 'neath the waves. But the boy fell in. He thrashed about and screamed for help. Most sailors could not swim. Yet the strongest arm on New Bedford shores could not survive a sea like this. And so he began to drown. But the waves refused to take him, at least not like that. For the whale ascended, a mammoth fist poised to break free from the depths and smash the man-thing shell. Did it see him? Did it know? Did it care? What does it matter? In an instant he was gone. 


Those who study these things, gentleman like Mister Darwin, Dr. Lister and all the rest, speak of a swallow 'reflex.'  You've done it, to rid yourself of a troublesome bean skin, or errant fish scale. And the whale was no different. Finding this human irritant upon its lower mandible, it gulped. At  first, only a few buckets fill of water flushed down into the maw. But the boy's legs went with them. He shrieked and reached out for salvation. But none could save him, though no eye on board looked away.... Two heartbeats later, the second swallow took him. And the last thing he saw was the jaws closing before him, blotting out the clean, fresh, cloud streaked sky.


They say it takes seven minutes to suffocate. Could anyone, anywhere have possibly been more alone?.....


And now these same creatures were preparing to save the vampirina, Marianne.


God works in mysterious ways....


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Friday, May 4, 2012

A REMINDER OF HOW IT ALL BEGAN... the first post

Look at the post under this. It's the first communication ever channeled by wilkravitz on behalf of our life-eaters (vampires, to you). Click on it.  See how it all began... And remember. 'they' make us say that it's fiction......

vampire wonderland: Philadelphia After Dark the book of Sarah

vampire wonderland: Philadelphia After Dark the book of Sarah: First of all, we must agree that what comes next is fiction.  Please excuse any errors made in the use of this device. It is new and very s...

The Elferina-Vampirina and The Sea Prince

Roland helped the forty seven year old housekeeper pass out little bowls of strawberries and creme fresh. It was getting late and we had to give them something. Charitable people basically want food for their money. A society dance band helps too, but this wasn't that kind of affair. Still, at ten thousand dollars a crack, they expected more than just exotic, vampiric  recollections. Lucky the bodega two blocks down was open all night. So Roland ran out again and raided the cold fruit and salad bar. The sleepy-eyed skinny guy at the register said - What the hell are you, a strawberry shortcake addict?....... No - said Roland. I'm a vampire.... And he subtly flashed his sharp, tiny, cat-like fangs........ The guy mumbled - Go to hell, as he rang him up. But Roland just laughed. And the Tugboat Annie of a bag lady eating free sugars at the coffee bar made disgusting faces with her lips and yellow canine teeth as she gurgled - Me, too. Me, too.......... But she only looked that way 'cause somebody knocked her  front teeth out. That's all... Roland slipped her a ten dollar bill. Could a had a full meal, like a stuffed omelet or something and potatoes and a big crusty bagel at Little Pete's, but she put it away for doughnuts and sweet wine the next day. I'm just telling you this so you'll realize vampires live in OUR world. Ain't no stylized, baroque stage set with tufted velvet and Persian cats, unless, of course they like that crap. Some do. Ours don't. 


Meanwhile, back at the townhouse-palace, Marianne was getting to the part about the whale. He'd seen her spirit. At first he took her for one of the mer-folk. Most of them live deep in the mountains of the Mid Atlantic Ridge. But sometimes they'll swim out onto the plain. Then, upon closer inspection, he realized she was just a spirit. Whales have spirits too and apparently cetacean ghosts are not unheard of. So they danced through the sea together, a little, glowing, girl-shaped thing and the eighty foot long square faced prince. When the ballet was over, she returned to the leaden box and he ever so slightly nudged it with his fearsome, lower jaw, plowing it along the powdery bottom for quite some distance, til he stopped and began his song. The prince called to his retinue and six score heartbeats later they slowly materialized out of the gloom to hatch their special plan.


Marianne did not know their language. But she instinctively felt the good of it and hummed a sad-sweet song the whale-folk all enjoyed.......


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Thursday, May 3, 2012

A new EPISODE comes later tonight. Mean while, sublimate into this bit of toothsome enchantment

Zebulon, our disembodied spirit guide shares a bit more arcane, life-eater knowledge. Go down to the entry just below this one and click onto a little bit of LA CIENCIA VAMPIRISMO... Nobody shows  you stuff like this.....Over 600 episodes....And, oh yes, as you know, we only pretend that it's fiction... (they MAKE us do that)..........

vampire wonderland: UN POCO DE LA CIENCIA VAMPIRISMO

vampire wonderland: UN POCO DE LA CIENCIA VAMPIRISMO: There are certain things that you should know. Vampires, for the most part, have little knowledge of their true beginnings. Yes, there are o...

EVERY TALE HAS A NARRATOR AND EVERY NARRATOR HAS A NAME

Behold some insights into the origin of ZEBULON, a young man of Babylon, by way of Jerusalem. He exists now as a DISEMBODIED SPIRIT and serves as the CONSCIENCE~GUIDE to our esteemed TOMAS (a.k.a. Jonathon) and his consort, SARAH.

Please scroll down a few episodes and .... absorb the enchantment.....