Risky Business Dance Scene, Donald Trump At The White House Style ... 5/12/16

 

OK, this is something different. I don't glide into politics too much, but everyone on that other site (Twitter) was talking and I thought I'd share it here.

Ever think Donald Trump's foray into politics is a little like Joel Goodson's brush with pimpism in Risky Business?... What's he gonna do when that 'big' call girl , er international crisis,  comes to the door?

Well, here's what we imagine... not post election, but right now... maybe tonight...

EXT  - The White House... night.

INT - The long, wide, black & white hallway that runs the length of first floor... dimly lit.

VO - Shhh... Look, Mr Trump, they're all gone. Everybody's out.

VO (Trump) Where'd they go?

VO - To the mall! To the mall! To the mall! They went to the mall!... Now shut up and gimme the envelope. You got twenty minutes. Now hurry up!....

VO (Trump) Wait a minute. Wait a minute! I gotta take my pants off. Jesus Christ, you almost made me fall, you son of a bitch...

VO - Be quiet! Now hurry up!

VO (Trump) - Music, music, you said there'd be music.

We hear the iconic chords to ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS....

as our portly, orange haired hero slides out onto the polished marble tiles, clad in black knee socks, no pants, tightie-whities, a big dress shirt and red tie... and proceeds to do 'the dance'.... even humps a White House settee and breaks it...

VO - shit! shit! shit! I'm dead!

but the dancing billionaire hops up like nothing happened...

EXT - THE WHITE HOUSE ... second later...

We see his shadow, on a shade, as he goes through the gyrations...

INT - that hall.. the music.. the dancer...

We hear a key in the lock... door opens... President says - We're home! Jesus Christ! Trump! What the hell you doin'?

TIGHT SHOT of Trump's panicked face, as he yells - Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

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OK... that's all. I think it would be a good SNL intro though....(did they once have something like this?... so what?... who cares?)

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